Monday, September 14, 2009

All is well in Tree Hill?


Seriously, I spent the whole episode waiting for something terrible to happen. Nothing really did, at least not on something I'll call the "Tree Hill Terrible Scale" or "THTS" it's a 1-10 scale.

What happened?

Haley's sister (Quinn, not Taylor) is getting a divorce. On the "THTS", that's like a 2

Nathan is being blackmailed by a woman who he may or may not have slept with while on the road. On the "THTS" that's a 5, with potential for an 8. If it's true, well, then this is really bad, not like Dan killing Keith bad, or like Rachel and Cooper crashing the limo into the river bad, but like when Jake went to jail for hiding Jenny from Nikki bad.

Brooke and Julian are commitment phobic. That's about a 0.3% on the "THTS"

Dan is an inspirational speaker or something? That's a like a 1, because chances are they're taking innocent people's money for whatever his evil plan is this season, but right now it's pretty harmless and who cares?

Anyway, we'll see what the coming season brings, won't we?

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