Thursday, October 22, 2009

Glee: They would 10/21/09

I've decided that every Thursday I'm going to write about Glee in a special way. I may start doing it for some other shows too, but for now let's stick with Glee. It's called Glee: They Would

Quinn would refer to the hockey players as "brain dead puckheads."

Rachel would continue to dress like what a middle class Ohio girl can approximate of Blair Waldorf, and tell a boy she couldn't "give herself to him."

Emma and Will would have the same favorite song, being all perfect for each other and all.

Kurt would start wearing a clear plastic trench to school to protect himself from Slushy warfare.

Puck would totally think having a sexy dream about Rachel was a Moses-esque message from Yahweh to seduce her. And I love that the way he and his family practice their Judaism is eating Chinese food and watching Schindler's List. Perfect way to connect the disconnect between true religion and American society, also TOTALLY funny.

The Glee kids would all have their own personal choreography to "Sweet Caroline" and would sing the "ba ba baa's" but they would also chant "So good, so good, so good!"

Sue would get a female Zoot Suit to wear to a swing competition, and be in favor of human/animal marriage.

Finn's ideas of visionary leaders would be Thomas Jefferson and John Connor, whose name he can't remember.

OK, so there are some other things going on here, that I want to see and we haven't. More Tina and Artie, I think that they're characters with serious potential that isn't yet explained. Also I really think that Rachel and Puck make kind of a sweet little couple. It's a relationship with Naley-esque possibilities, if Nathan's issues were less prominent and Haley was a total whacko.

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