Showing posts with label Sons of Anarchy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sons of Anarchy. Show all posts

Tuesday, September 20, 2011

What I'm loving so far

So, the new TV season is off and running, even if all the racers aren't in yet. Here's some of the stuff I like so far...

  1. The new Sheriff on Sons of Anarchy and his no nonsense dealings with the club, and that dick US Attorney.
  2. The return of Lea Michelle's bangs.
  3. Two Broke Girls. Everything about Two Broke Girls. (Yes, even the horse and the bad puns.)
  4. The cast of Up All Night, even if the pilot didn't totally rock.
  5. That Dharma and Greg toured Charlie Harper's house on the Two and A Half Men premier.
  6. Quinn Fabray's Gwen Stefani hair.
  7. The impending domination of Fox and then the planet by the Deschanel sisters.
  8. The impending domination of all of TV and then the less quirky parts of the planet by the cast of Buffy.
  9. Speaking of Buffy, Ringer doesn't suck. So that's kind of cool.
  10. Terry O'Quinn's character on Hawaii Five-0 is basically John Locke.
  11. This season Robin is going to be chasing Barney, not the other way around.
  12. Oh and Victoria is back on How I Met Your Mother. VICTORIA people! This going to be classic Mosby.
  13. Finding out that Juice is half black and that the reason why he lied about it is the Sons don't accept black members. (Also, Juice gets a storyline, this almost makes up for the loss of Half-Sack...almost)
  14. New Directions is putting on West Side Story.
  15. Beercules.
  16. Vanessa Lengies on Glee. (She can dance to one of Quinn's Donna Summer songs)
So, that's the beginning. After the rest of the week (through Sunday) I'll make another list. Excluding the shows I listed here.

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

See SAMCRO Ride


I've decided to recap Sons of Anarchy's season premier last night in the same style as See Spot Run.

OK, not really, but that's what I kept thinking about...

You know:

This is Jax.



See Jax declare that he's leaving SAMCRO?

Declare Jax, declare!

This is Tara.


See Tara make terrible decisions regarding her relationship with Jax?

Make terrible decisions Tara, make terrible decisions!

OK...so it was more complicated than that. In addition to that Opie and Lyla got married and Opie said he couldn't wait to "add to their family" and then Lyla made a guilty face because you know, she had the abortion last season.

We met Tara and Jax's son, Thomas, and we saw Able toddle around and cause some kind of problem.

But really? Can we spend a whole fourth season with Jax brooding and waffling about leaving the club and Tara nagging him about it until Gemma does something to totally manipulate one or both of them so that they have to stay in Charming?

Manipulate Gemma, manipulate!