Showing posts with label Commercials. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Commercials. Show all posts

Monday, March 30, 2009

Classin up the joint...

Is it just me or have the Jenny Craig spokesladies gotten more and more classy and more as time passes.

Think about it...their first celebrity endorsement was Kirstie Alley, who is not at all classy. I mean, fabulous? At times, but classy, no way, no how.

Then we get Valerie Bertenelli. Still not so much with the class, but definitely with the fabulous. And she actually kept the weight off, unlike Kirstie.

Then we got Queen Latifah, who boosts both the classy and the fabulous. Because she is both classy and fabulous. Not to mention it wasn't aesthetic with her...it was about having more energy and being more healthy. She's still the curvy girls best role model. Why? Because she's actually just that, CURVY, she's got big boobs and hips and a butt and she's tall. Oh right, and she's beautiful and fabulous and talented. (Other women who fit this: Jennifer Hudson, America Ferrera, and I plan to be the curvy girl icon for whit girls. So there.)

And now we have Phylicia Rashaad. Classy? HELL YEAH! This woman is class. It's like, you hear classy? You think like Grace Kelly, Audrey Hepburn, Phylicia Rashaad. And have you seen her most recent add, she looks fantastic.

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Odd Man Out

Hey, so I was watching The Daily Show, and I saw that commercial for the new Guitar Hero, you know the one where A-Rod, Kobe, Michael Phelps and Tony Hawk are all playing, and Kobe's totes lame because the rest of them are in their underwear and he's wearing shorts. Anyway, Kobe's not the odd man out in that group...he sort of is, but he's not the one I'm thinking of.

A-Rod has never won the top prize in his sport. He doesn't have a World Series Ring. Kobe has multiple NBA Championships, Tony Hawk must have won some skateboarding thing, I don't know how that sport works, and Michael Phelps has more Olympic medals than any human.

This strikes me as strange and granted its not all his fault, but I'm just saying. Maybe Derek should be in the add, Derek has several World Series championships.